John Mulaney Quotes

10 John Mulaney Quotes, Legendary Comedian

John Mulaney is a stand-up comedian, actress, journalist, and producer from the United States. He was born on 26th August 1982 in the US. John Mulaney is best known for his work on Saturday Night Live and his comedy specials. He got his fame in 2008. John Mulaney decided he wanted to be in show business when he was a young child. He moved to New York after graduation to fulfill his dream of being a comedian. He was fortunate enough to land an office position at Comedy Central. A few years later, he was hired as a writer on Saturday Night Live. He drew some of his most famous sketches there. 

Below is the John Mulaney quotes.  

1. “The more you do stuff, the better you get at dealing with how you still fail at it a lot of the time.” 

The more you do stuff
The more you practice. The more you will become perfect in it you will come to know about your small mistakes and can improve them with time.

2. “I am very small and I have no money. So, you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.” 

I am very small
Money is an important aspect of life. Without money, you need to face challenges. Money can make things easier. 

3. “You can’t always see both sides of the story. Eventually, you have to pick a side and stick with it. No more equivocating. You have to commit.” 

You can't always see both sides of the story
You will get only one option to select in your life. It depends upon you whether you want to select the wrong or right path. 

4. “I wish I could go tell 12-year-old me like I don’t worry that you just fainted in front of all the girls, one day you’ll be able to make this into an episode of TV.” 


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Don’t get upset with your failure. Ignore the people who laugh at your mistakes. They are not somebody who is going to decide your future. It’s only you and your dedication that will make you successful.

5. “I don’t make plans anymore. So, I’m not living minute to minute.” 

I don't make plans anymore
Long-term plans are not successful every time. Live the moment you are present. The future is unpredictable.

6. “Things have to be funny first, and if they want to have a point, that’s awesome.” 

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We often listen to a funny statement from a stand-up comedian but they have deep meaning hidden in the statement. They are trying to showcase the point in an easy way. It depends upon you how you take it. 

7. “You all have a relative who is an expert even though they really don’t know what they’re talking about.” 

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Family members will put their noses in the matter they don’t know. Just ignore them. Try to get the idea from the person who is an expert and will advise without any partiality before making any decision. 


8. “I like when things are crazy. Something good comes out of exhaustion.

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When you start thinking out of the box you will get some new ideas different from others. Don’t always follow the pattern. Do brainstorming sessions. 

9. “Things don’t exist until they exist.” 

John Mulaney Quotes
We don’t respect the thing we have in life. We always take it for granted until it’s not there with us. 

10. “People having expectations maybe means they’ve enjoyed what I’ve done.” 

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If someone is expecting something from you t means you are doing good and they are happy with your work. And want more from you.

You must be smiling after reading the John Mulaney quotes. Comedians make the world laugh and forget pain . Showing you the ‘beauty of life.’

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